10 things never to say to a Swede

03/06/2014

The average Swedes are calm and easy going, but just faze them to see how furious they can become

Common beliefs see a Swede as a tranquil and peaceful person, perhaps a little bit reserved but not hot-tempered nor litigious for sure. However we can assure you that a Swede's self control miserably fails when you hurt their patriotic spirit.

A Swede is always proud of ABBA music

If you're planning to visit Sweden and don't want to risk mishaps, learn thoroughly the 10 things you will never say to a Swede:

  1. How did you manage to get rid of the Vickings?

  2. Do you want me to believe you have an armed force?

  3. And do you call that of ABBA music?

  4. Sweden is nice, but Norway's way better

  5. I'm so sorry for you, Sweden will never ever win the World Cup and not even the European Championship

  6. Why is everyone here in Sweden so sad?

  7. IKEA furniture really sucks

  8. I am pretty sure Sweden did not fight in WWII

  9. I don't have Swedish Krones, I was actually thinking I could pay in Euro

  10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is not Swedish, everybody knows he's from Jugoslavia

Now that you know how to avoid mishaps and cage-fights with the Swedes, it's time for you to visit Sweden and test your savoir faire. And here's another tip that may come useful: find the best deals for hostels, B&Bs and guesthouses in Sweden through the form below!

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